Simon Oye

A full, and crazy day. We had a belated 3rd birthday party for @simonoye. Exhausting but a lot of fun. Now time to chill.
— @philoye, 20 February 10, 7:02PM

So gorgeous. @jessicaoye was last to get up this morning. When @simonoye and @felixoye saw her, they both ran over to give her a cuddle.
— @jenioye, 18 December 09, 6:12AM

Standing to do a wee at the toilet @simonoye says "It's not working!", and then "It's coming out!", and then "I did a fart".
— @jenioye, 18 November 09, 6:11PM

Construction work starts at 7am in the Oye Household. @simonoye and @felixoye are excavating. http://yfrog.com/3yu1ej
— @jenioye, 15 November 09, 6:11AM

"It's not working!" says @simonoye while he stands at the toilet trying to wee standing up. "I want to sit down".
— @jenioye, 8 November 09, 12:11PM

Just left Lincraft bearing 2m of furry blue material and various other blue and yellow bits for @simonoye's Halloween monster costume.
— @jenioye, 31 October 09, 11:10AM

I kick ass at jigsaw puzzles.
— @simonoye, 23 October 09, 6:10PM

I need to get @philoye to teach @simonoye how to point his wee outward so it doesn't end up in his shoes.
— @jenioye, 22 October 09, 4:10PM

@simonoye decided he needed to wee, walked to the nature strip, pulled down his pants and proceeded to wee on the street. Oh dear.
— @jenioye, 22 October 09, 4:10PM

@simonoye is sitting on the toilet doing a poo and serenading us with Baa Baa Black Sheep.
— @jenioye, 2 October 09, 7:10PM

I would like to declare @simonoye officially toilet trained! 7 days accident-free.
— @jenioye, 26 September 09, 10:09PM

@simonoye is on fire this morning. "What are your plans for today Mummy?" He's 2 1/2!
— @jenioye, 25 September 09, 6:09AM

Overheard @simonoye to @philoye: "Dad, your wee wee is a big one!"
— @jenioye, 25 September 09, 6:09AM

Just experienced being chucked on by son. Not baby chuck. Adult chuck. It was disgusting. Thanks @simonoye. I hope you feel better soon.
— @jenioye, 21 September 09, 7:09PM

Now to burst my own bubble. Dreading the next project: @simonoye Dummy weaning.
— @jenioye, 7 September 09, 7:09PM

It's a box morning for @simonoye, @jessicaoye and @felixoye today. http://yfrog.com/5845wsj
— @jenioye, 29 August 09, 7:08AM

@philoye and @simonoye playing with fire. http://yfrog.com/3onvsj
— @jenioye, 22 August 09, 11:08AM

It is official, I am an artist. http://yfrog.com/5echewjgj
— @simonoye, 19 August 09, 8:08AM

At childcare, they asked me what my parents did for work, I told them “mommy works in a tractor!”
— @simonoye, 28 July 09, 8:07AM

Hmmm, birthday cake with blue icing. My hands and mouth are stained.
— @simonoye, 26 July 09, 3:07PM

The animals at the zoo are pretty cool, but nothing trumps transport. Trains, ferries, and cable cars FTW!
— @simonoye, 25 July 09, 12:07PM

@philoye thinks it was bad luck that we missed the ferry by a few minutes, when it fact it part of my elaborate plan to get ice cream. Yay!
— @simonoye, 25 July 09, 12:07PM